The main and only character in my book is Bill Romanowski. He is an NFL legend at linebacker and is a very intimidating fellow. I would replace him with a bloodthirsty man-eating tiger from the Serengeti. He pounces on his victim with extreme force and hurts people and that is what he wants to do. He plans to maim runningbacks and quarterbacks alike. They are his gazelle and zebras. They are his prey.